Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

Is it true cats wont stay in a house when it's haunted?

I am mission and must complete it.

Next thing you know they'll take your thoughts away.

One must find rhythms others' ears don't hear.

The blood will follow where the knife is driven, The flesh will quiver where the pincers tear.

In heaven, you get right through. In hell, they put you on hold.

The publicity image steals her love of herself as she is, and offers it back to her for the price of the product.

I think the message of peace is for everyone.

Every day is a fresh beginning; Listen my soul, to the glad refrain, And in spite of old sorrow… and possible pain, Take heart with the day and begin again.

Ad campaigns are necessary for competition. But good PR educates people; that's all it is.

If you don't think you're a winner, you don't belong here.