Dogs have hair. Cats, fur.Dogs whine, yip, howl, bark. Cats purrr.I say: No contest.

I explained it loudand clear. What part of "meow"don't you understand?

Yawn. String-on-a-stick. Fine. I'll come out and chase itto make you happy.

Letmeoutletmeoutletmeoutletmeout.Wait--let me back in!...Letmeinletmeinletmeinletmein.Wait--let me back out!

Your tummy, soft aswarm dough. I knead and knead, thenbake it with a nap.

Fine. If you insist.I'll try Just.One.Nibble. But--I won't enjoy it.

Sorry about thesquishy in your shoe. Must'vebeen something I ate.

What do you mean "Ewww"?How is my tuna breath worsethan peanut butter?

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

Never tell a depressed person to “Cheer up.” Unless you want them to tell you to “Shut up.

Which comes first: Good or Evil? Usually evil. Good counters.

Every man builds his world in his own image. He has the power to choose, but no power to escape the necessity of choice.

Let's all try to conserve water. But it's OK to shower.

Anytime you do something from the heart, people just know it.

[H]e that thinks absolute power purifies men's blood, and corrects the baseness of human nature, need read the history of this, or any other age, to be convinced to the contrary.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I like to use all of myself, and acting wasn't doing that.

Olive oil is a bang for your buck oil.