Dogs like everyone. Cats choose who to like.

You shоuld eat а waffle! Yоu саn't bе sad іf уоu eat а waffle!

You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!

I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.

We are all flawed, my dear. Every one of us. And believe me, we've all made mistakes. You've just got to take a good hard look at yourself, change what needs to be changed, and move one, pet.

If everyone started off the day singing, just think how happy they'd be.

We all mess up. It's what we learn from our mistakes that matters.

One: Don't play leapfrog with elephants. Two: Don't pet a tiger unless his tail is wagging. Three: Never, ever, mess with the Ladies Auxiliary. -Mayberry Rules for a Long, Happy Life

Kids are smart. Knowledge is power. Let them figure things out. Don't turn into that grown-up who they won't come to.

I didn't like being alone. Being alone was slightly better than having to deal with people, that's all. Or so I'd convinced myself.

Prancing around with marshmallowss on your nipples does *not* constitute living your life fully!

One cannot live on anger, my son.

Nothing is more silly than silly laughter.

One mend-fault is worth two find-faults, but one find-fault is better than two make-faults.

By today's beauty standards, of course, Marilyn Monroe was an oil tanker.

Sit around the bars, talked to people, ate in the restaurants, and chatted with the old ladies on the street. Fishermen are pretty much that way.

Our works, whatever they may be, derive from our incapacity to kill or to kill ourselves.

For only when our arms are sufficient beyond doubt can we be certain beyond doubt that they will never be employed.

The enslaver is enslaved, the hater, harmed.

My love of singing is hereditary.

Mushrooms can be very fancy. It's the closest you can get to eating dirt.