Dogs love to go for rides. A dog will happily get into any vehicle going anywhere.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

Be grateful for the grace of a new day.

Everybody said, "Follow your heart". I did, it got broken

The entire ball game, in terms of both the exam and life, was what you gave attention to vs. what you willed yourself to not.

We are to find God in what we know, not in what we don't know.

I think it's more important to seek the truth than to try and be perfect, to be honest.

Initially I started writing because I felt like I didn't fit in. I just moved to a new school and I felt quite lonely. I think that's where it all started for me.

Frankly, my fundamental beliefs have not changed.

Our differences with [Joseph] Stalin are entirely of a strategical character.

I have no idea how I'm perceived in America because I don't live the reality of America

I love the edited version of it.