Doing one fool thing after another is not so terrible when you consider the human proclivity to do several fool things at once.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Children observe everything in nature.

Addiction is the primary way people escape the modern world. Unfortunately, it is destroying the modern world.

A lonely person on a college campus is never more than a few minutes and a bad decision from company.

I love acting. I'm able to express myself and not get made fun of for it.

A mind is a terrible thing. All this evolution nonsense is making me feel like a complete APE!

The best you'll ever do is to understand yourself, know what it is that you want, and not let the cattle stand in your way.

Every day, try to help someone who can't reciprocate your kindness.

Mythologies, in other words, mythologies and religions are great poems and, when recognized as such, point infallibly through things and events to the ubiquity of a

I enjoy popularisation and I think I'm reasonably good at it. I also think it's a duty. It's just so pedagogically stupid to forget how difficult one found these ideas oneself to begin with.

The dice are stacked against them