Dolphins : Animals that are so intelligent that, within a few weeks of captivity, they can train a man to stand on the edge of their pool and throw them food three times a day.

My wife converted me to religion. I never believed in hell until I married her.

You know it is summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer.

The likelihood of getting lost is directly proportional to the number of times the direction-giver says, 'You can't miss it'.

New friends can often have a better time together than old friends.

When you're an artist, you have to hope for everything and expect nothing.

I was very aware when I went to the Academy Awards that it would probably be my first and last time. So I thought my input should really be about fertility, and I thought I'd bring some eggs.

I wouldn't necessarily say I'm arrogant. I'm just confident.

All things but one you can restore; the heart you get returns no more.

I dont think tragic situations are necessarily devoid of beauty.

I was not allowed a physical lover. Falling in love with Love was the best I could get.

I've done one movie. And it's not a movie I want to stand on as far as acting ability goes. I mean, I'm not going to win an Oscar anytime soon. I'm not Meryl Streep.

Every child I know who overcame long odds and grew into a responsible adult can point to an adult who stepped into his or her life as a FRIEND, a MENTOR, and a GUIDE.

The difference between now and when I played during my younger days is my drives are shorter and my short game is longer.