Don't Believe Everything You Think!

Ignorance and power and pride are a deadly mixture, you know.

And sure, I know if you eat this way you'll die. So? If you don't eat this way you're still going to die. Why not die happy?

About winning and losing: It isn't important, what really counts is how you play the game. About playing the game: PLAY TO WIN!

As one old gentleman put it, " Son, I don't care if you're stark nekkid and wear a bone in your nose. If you kin fiddle, you're all right with me. It's the music we make that counts.

Always trust your fellow man. And always cut the cards. Always trust God. And always build your house on high ground. Always love thy neighbor. And always pick a good neighborhood to live in.

The gift was not large as money goes, and my need was not great, but the spirit of the gift is beyond price and leaves me blessed and in debt.

Everything I need to know... I learned in kindergarten.

Until you have experienced raccoons mating underneath your bedroom at three in the morning, you have missed one of life's sensational moments.

Curiosity is the great motivator of an education. It’s the how of learning: how we go from not knowing something to knowing it inside and out.

I’m surrounding by beautiful sounds, my son singing in his room and a gentle rain. There are so many simple pleasures God gives us we just have to listen for them.

It was a miserable thing, to be responsible for breaking your own heart.

Everything has its wonders even darkness and silence and I learn whatever state I may be in therein to be content.

He who runs from a challenge runs from an opportunity.

(Walls) show that politicians have reached the end of their ideas about what to do about a difficult situation with a neighbor. ... They can't think what else to do.

A demon was asking me what I wanted. My eyes flicked to Al, and he shrugged. “What do you want?” he said softly.

As a European filmmaker, you can not make a genre film seriously. You can only make a parody.

Whether or not you believe in God, you can probably sign on to the idea that being kind to others is divine. Just remember to include yourself in that circle of kindness.

Taking B12 is the price of getting to be vegan, the way wearing a helmet is the price of getting to ride a motorcycle and giving up alcohol for nine months is the price of getting to have a baby.