Don't Cry Darling, It's Blood All Right

Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.

The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

Behold the Zebra on the plains, And shudder at his mighty manes!

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn So many I loved were not yet dead, So many I love were not yet born.

Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

Heavenly Father, pour your spirit upon me, I desire to do your will in Jesus Name. Amen!!

Be a Strong Leader, Even If You Follow a Weak Leader

... allow me to be an old man for a moment and to remind a young girl who is used to being impulsive that there can be none of that anymore.

Chivalry is the most delicate form of contempt.

Yes, we can. Yes, we can change. Yes, we can.

Some people still believe you should just fall in line with whats going on - and thats scary. It makes a mockery of freedom of speech.

Would that be dangerous, to not look while being looked at?

Most parents of adolescent girls have the goal of keeping their daughters safe while they grow up and explore the world. The parents' job is to protect, the daughter's job is to explore.

I had a lot of fear that would motivate me to try to work hard, because I didn't know what I would do if I wasn't a baseball player.

Methinks a father Is at the nuptial of his son a guest That best becomes the table.