Don’t accept a life that has been molded for you by others because eventually you’ll succumb to its falseness.

Do you know what we Turks think is the best Turkish delight? The Turkish woman. She is the best Turkish delight.

You know what each house should have? A Duty Free space. Like at the airports. Then I might consider moving in with a woman.

In his humble opinion, she possessed the least appealing traits a woman can put on display: undiscriminating curiosity and nonsensical verbosity.

You don't know how to talk to people you don't like. Don't love, really. You can't live in the world with such strong likes and dislikes.

One should seek for the salutary in the unpleasant: if it is there it is after all nectar. One should seek for the deceitful in the pleasant: if it is there it is after all poison.

If I have a day off, I want to get on a plane and go to Paris! If I have a couple hours off work, I want to run to the market and make a four-course meal. I like to do things that are unexpected.

Promise me one thing: don't take me home until I'm drunk - very drunk indeed.

My parents were married my whole life until my father passed away a few years ago.

No one goes into a marriage - when I went into my marriage many years ago, I thought I'd end my life with Randy [White]. And the divorce is not anything that I ever wanted to happen.

When spiritual leaders have done their jobs, the people around them have encountered God and obeyed his will.

I'm a walking record.

I spent my whole single life trying to be thin just to find someone who'd love me once I got fat.

Gods have many faces.