Don’t ask a yes or no question unless the person being asked can say no without hesitation.

You can do anything…but before you can do anything, you have to do something.

Sometimes, if your opponent is determined to win the battle, let him win the wrong battle.

Regarding war and peace—the seed of each is planted in the other.

Regarding war and peace—the seeds of each are planted in the other.

All too often, our elegant political theories amount to nothing more than ideology triumphing over common sense.

We recognize authority based on whether we feel we could attain authority by the rules by which the authority was obtained.

Cooler heads prevail while things spin completely out of control.

Note from Alien cookbook: “The more intelligent the human is, the better it tastes.

If you can’t be brave in the face of adversity, at least be practical.

Amazing how too much passion in one part of your life can destroy passion in other parts of your life.

The greatest treasure in life is the possession of time. Tragically, though, it is that same time that is often least treasured or valued by men who still possess it.

Life is only as colorful as the paintbox you choose to paint it with.

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.

Amberley excelled at chess - a mark, Watson, of a scheming mind.

I happen to believe that we should move to a Medicare-for-all single-payer system, similar to what other countries around the world have.

Love comes to everybody in many different ways. Attraction is always the first thing, no? But love must be more than that. It must be magic.

Why does the mind do such things? Turn on us, rend us, dig the claws in. If you get hungry enough, they say, you start eating your own heart. Maybe it's much the same.

It's not the falling down that counts. It's the getting up.

I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.

You are always cheating for the audience.