Don't be a salad. Be the best god damn broccoli you can ever be.

Unless you stop trying, how can you not fail anymore?

Do you speak Chopnese huh? Do ya? Chop chop chop chop chop. Aha you don't.

Stay awesome bros, I know you will.

I make funny videos of me playing video games, and I share those moments.

My parents said that sitting at home playing video games all day won't bring you anywhere in life.

Think to love

It's tempting to believe that a break from life's routine will only cause chaos. But regimen does not ensure security. The only constant we can count on is change.

If you know nothing, it could be like an enemy in a way. I think that's the way I felt when I was young.

I'm more boring and more conservative.

If we hadn't put a man on the moon, there wouldn't be a Silicon Valley today

Elections have consequences.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

The world is like a vast sea: mankind like a vessel sailing on its tempestuous bosom. ... [T]he sciences serve us for oars.

What Hath God Wrought.

Once on the streets of New York a woman called the police because her child spoke to me.