Don't be intimidated by my outfit, it's Forever 21.

James Franco, acting, teaching, directing, writing, producing, photography, soundtracks, editing - is there anything you can do?

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is the most afraid of getting ruffied? It's like relax. YOU can take the coaster off your drink. There are at least three of us in line ahead of you.

Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.

Justin's fan are called Beliebers because it's politically incorrect to use the word retards.

I'm not saying Martha Stewart is old, but she needs a new Walker more than the 'Fast and Furious' franchise.

Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's.

College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.

If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber's calf, he would've never started Christianity.

Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce?

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is most afraid of being raped?

Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. Be careful lest you let other people spend it for you.

There should be as much difference between the worldling and the Christian, as between hell and heaven, between destruction and eternal life.

I am dying, but with a strong hope and persuasion that my country will gain her independence.

Artists live in unknown spaces and give themselves over to following something unknown.

I pray that god answers, maybe I'll ask nicer

The landscape of my childhood was one of fierce occupation by trees.

What right have you to take the word wealth, which originally meant well-being, and degrade and narrow it by confining it to certain sorts of material objects measured by money.

Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.

Dying is the most important moment that exists in any incarnation