Don't be more serious than God. God invented dog farts.

In an age that has thrown off all tradition, the only rebellion possible is orthodoxy.

If you love, you will suffer. The only way to protect yourself against suffering is to protect yourself against love - and that is the greatest suffering of all, loneliness.

Moral relativism has a reputation for being compassionate, caring and humane, but it is an extremely useful philosophy for tyrants.

The opposite of Christianity is not atheism, but idolatry.

Moral stupidity comes in two different forms: relativism and legalism. Relativism sees no principles, only people; legalism sees no people, only principles.

One of the few things in life that cannot possibly do harm in the end is the honest pursuit of the truth.

There is one and only one possible road to joy: selfless love.

Abortion is the Antichrist's demonic parody of the eucharist. That's why it uses the same holy words, "This is my body," with the blasphemous opposite meaning.

The heart is like a woman, and the head is like a man, and although man is the head of woman, woman is the heart of man, and she turns man's head because she turns his heart.

If God is not a Trinity, God is not love. For love requires three things: a lover, a beloved, and a relationship between them.

A chief is a man who assumes responsibility. He says 'I was beaten' he does not say 'My men were beaten.'

A man's free will cannot cure him even of the toothache, or a sore finger; and yet he madly thinks it is in its power to cure his soul.

He particularly liked about making students safe for ideas, not ideas safe for students.

The easiest way to get a reputation is to go outside the fold, shout around for a few years as a violent atheist or a dangerous radical, and then crawl back to the shelter.

Outwit, outlast, outplay. It's the tagline for the television show Survivor and it's damn near what presidenting is like, too.

On the Internet, inside information is currency, and there will always be counterfeiters among us.

If the meanest man in the republic is deprived of his rights,then every man in the republic is deprived of his rights.

I never set out to write books for children. I don't have a feeling that I'm gonna save children or my life is devoted.

The fame aspect of winning the Masters... besides being married and becoming a father, that's a strong third there.

I like a girl who knows what she wants and makes me work for her