Don't be snarky, but don't be saccharine. Don't pander, but don't shut people out. Go straight down the line with the performance.

There are so many different stories. You can choose to tell them, or not, but they certainly have the right to exist

I'd like to be in a tiny indie where I'm lost at sea.

I just want to work hard. I love that feeling.

I always just wanted to be a movie actress, like Lily Tomlin or Ruth Gordon. I just imagined myself being in a movie, wearing stylish women's clothing the way I saw Amy Irving wearing it.

Sometimes you watch comedians and feel like they're jerking off in front of you, but they want you to see how big it is.

I tend to be a bit of a workaholic, but I also can't function without some sort of domesticity as well.

I think my comedic style is at once bashful and explosive. It's a little bit perverted, and a little bit ladylike and old-fashioned, which is a great mix. Sort of tangy.

I'm competitive and I have a messy purse, but otherwise, I like people to think I'm a winner.

I don’t think men have time to be funny because they have to make all of our rules about what we can do with our vaginas.

Although I do stand-up - doing actual stage work is terrifying for me.

You have the grace to overcome any obstacle. Be strong in heart and in spirit!

Only those who transcend into another world, knows there.

Our happiness depends on wisdom all the way.

There's no denying that television is one of the most powerful propaganda media we've ever invented.

The fully planned economy, so far from being unpopular, is warmly regarded by those who know it best.

This thing between them, this bond—it wasn’t just passion, and it wasn’t wicked. It was love, and it was divine.

I may sound douchey describing myself, but I can live with myself and no one gets yelled at.

If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you.

People cry out, and deplore the unremunerative employment of woman. The true want is the other way. Women really trained, and capable of good work, can command any wages or salaries.

It’s the freedom of the children of God. Such people can connect with everybody. They don’t feel the need to eliminate anybody.