Don't be so impatient in finding love

. . . most martial artists want to know how A technique is done, A seasoned Sensei will demonstrate why

I knew that I did not want to go to that juvenile diversion program because I had an intuitive sense that it would turn me irrevocably into the kind of character that I was now only rehearsing to be.

I am huge water sports fan. I love to jet ski, speedboat, water ski. So I love to get away to somewhere sunny and just get on the water and have some fun with some friends.

I'm not a comedy writer, I'm a comedian, so I only write stuff that I would want to say.

The story of the Khazar Empire, as it slowly emerges from the past, begins to look like the most cruel hoax which history has ever perpetrated.

Whatever we cannot easily understand we call God; this saves much wear and tear on the brain tissues.

It's so nice after 10 years as a blond actress in Hollywood to have people let you do smart things.

Neurologists say that our brains are programmed much more for stories than for abstract ideas. Tales with a little drama are remembered far longer than any slide crammed with analytics.

You can't put toilet paper in the toilet [in the space ship], so there's a separate vacuum can in front of you on the wall and when you're done, you put the toilet paper in there and seal that up.

And would it not be proud romance Falling in some obscure advance, To rise, a poppy field of France?