Don't be so quick to throw away your life. No matter how disgraceful or embarrassing it may be, you need to keep struggling to find your way out until the very end.

After 'Wedding Crashers' I was just surprised as to the lack of comedic female material there is. So I had to start working and getting stuff out there for myself.

The only creature less fashionable in academia than the stereotypical 'dead white male,' is the dead white male on horseback.

I have a face that is a cross between two pounds of halibut and an explosion in an old clothes closet.

There is always money to kill people. There is never enough money for life affirming ends.

When Spring is old, and dewy windsBlow from the south, with odors sweet,I see my love, in shadowy groves,Speed down dark aisles on shining feet.

Unless you connect to the text, the audience won't be able to connect with you.

All well bred men should have mastered the art of singing and dancing.

I have standards. Well, okay, they're love standards, but I have them.

I think the business community knows that half the world's oil reserves are gone. All the low-hanging fruit has been picked, and now there's the scramble for what remains.

The fact that they let me in a movie with Gene Hackman has left me with no faith in show buisness.