Don’t believe what you hear about those penguins. A species of lazy waddlers. Their extinction is immanent.

Dear sirs, The cold war isn’t over. When national borders fail, the epidermis is the last line of defense. We are counting on you.Sincerely, Patriot

If the law can be broken it will. Anyone who breaks the law is a risk. You can break the law. So you see, I have to take you in for questioning. This produce stand has an ominous future.

Especially well known around the office is my weakness for dyspareunist women. Most people would find such disparity in unity repelling, but it harmonizes perfectly with my personal tastes.

The x-ray of your skull shows a large, flobby mass floating inside. I have to consult my colleagues to be certain, but it looks like a long sausage snarled into a lump.

Your success will be in direct proportion to your level of consistency in your application of the daily activities and actions needed for success.

The world makes much less sense than you think. The coherence comes mostly from the way your mind works.

The journey pathways are best known by the traveler.

The hierarchy shouldn't fear what we're doing.

I find America falling in love with a TV show flattering and interesting, but at the same time a little sad.

I have had a love-hate relationship with my body.

One of the most destructive things that's happening in modern society is that we are losing our sense of the bonds that bind people together - which can lead to nightmares of social collapse.

It’s the mind itself which shapes the body.

All you have to do is put on the Bettie Bangs and everybody automatically knows what it means.