Don't call it freedom, unless it includes the freedom to be absolutely disgusting.

Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.

Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth.

The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.

I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy.

I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.

Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?

When you star arises, your cloud of opposition awakens

The precept "Know yourself " was not solely intended to obviate the pride of mankind but likewise that we might understand our own worth.

My perfect morning is spent drinking coffee, eating porridge and reading the paper at a local cafe.

We will not, therefore, lose our time praying to an imaginary god for things which our own exertions alone can procure.

When the interval between the intellectual classes and the practical classes is too great, the former will possess no influence, the latter will reap no benefit.

Playing against better competition makes you better and more focused, so you can do what you have to, to win.

Most of us are not leaders today because, in our hearts we don't believe that is who we are.

Most people get excited over new cars; I get excited over death certificates. It's no wonder my husband worries about my state of mind.

I didn’t want to know that the monster that lived under your bed when you were a kid not only really is there but used to have a few beers with your dad.

My doctors told me this morning my blood pressure is down so low that I can start reading the newspapers.