Don't censor yourself to comfort their ignorance.

You can truly grieve for every officer who's been lost in the line of duty in this country, and still be troubled by cases of police overreach.

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating room when a guy's heart stops, and you're the one who has to fix it!

We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem - it's in North Korea.

Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.

I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food.

Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.

I really like to put my name on everything, so my roommate doesn't steal it. It's really a throwback to that.

I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over.

If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you don't have a regime.

Nature offers splendor and artistry for us to appreciate. Opening our senses reveals we are surrounded by magnificence.

Staying in an abusive relationship for the fear of public judgment is like allowing to be buried alive to impress a coffin maker

Abuse counselors say of the abusive client: “When he looks at himself in the morning and sees his dirty face, he sets about washing the mirror.

Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies.

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine.

Adversity is always unexpected and unwelcomed. It is an intruder and a thief. But in the hands of God, adversity becomes the means through which HIS Supernatural Power is demonstrated.

There is nothing that God hates so much as a liar.

Paris, like every pretty woman, is subject to inexplicable whims of beauty and ugliness.

I believe we really became friends [with Larry Kramer] when we bonded at our fifteenth class reunion in 1972.

Im a devotee of Dracula, which was a pathfinder in horror and vampire fiction.