Don't come to God because you have a problem

I have to hurt other people in order to get what I want, I don’t have a choice but to. In life, you gotta do the right things for the wrong reasons. Or the wrong things for the right reasons.

Unfortunately, our history has abundant examples of patriotism being used to hurt those who express views in disagreement with that of the majority.

My body doesn't have any rhythm, you know. I've got quite good rhythm when I'm singing but my feet are very much two left feet.

Fruit forced is never half so sweet / As that comes quite in season.

what can we do when even the public conveyances sing? how can we go anywhere, even cross-town how get out of anywhere

I am a working woman with a secret life: I keep house.

Even crushed against his brother in the Tube the average Englishman pretends desperately that he is alone.

You're going to pass something down no matter what you do or if you do nothing. Even if you let yourself go fallow, the weeds will grow and the brambles. Something will grow.

The closest I can get to describing what happens is that voices come to me. I feel like I'm accessing something that is deeper and richer than me.

I really can't pinpoint the one moment when I said I want to be a comic.