Don't date a woman who gives you a pager number instead of a home number (she's looking for control).

Publishing companies and a great many authors have missed the opportunity to capitalize on the very real relationships they create with their readers.

I am not a trained writer and I don't think anyone would accuse me of being a funny person. But I feel God has truly blessed me.

I never stopped believing in my ability or what I was doing. I want to pass that sense of faith and perseverance on to others.

Believe in your work, educate yourself about the business, surround yourself with good people, set goals and timetables and stay focused on them.

Don't date a woman without cable (no cable, no SportsCenter).

I honestly believe that all of my work have the type of impact that will allow me to create some unique opportunities.

Don't date a woman with satin sheets on her bed (she didn't put them there just for you).

My dates are nightmares! If she were awake, alive, not on parole and truly single that would start. Place, time and what we do matters little if I'm out with the right woman.

Women and men basically want the same things. Trust. Respect. Support. Love. Room to grow and a major physical attraction.

Don't get down on yourself when you get rejection letters.

I kid Fox News, but they may be a little biased. We had an earthquake here on Monday, and they reported that 'the earth's crust was emboldened by Obama's weakness.'

Women are often only in the media to be victimised or objectified

Is not beauty in music too often confused with something which lets the ears lie back in an easy chair?

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

It’s because I’m so good-looking, isn’t it?

To me, the "tape" is the final arbiter of any investment decision. I have a cardinal rule: Never fight the tape!

I try to look at most of my solos as a musical piece within the song, not, say, showing off.

Kids do have to learn that life is a humiliating charade of endless disappointment and tragedy ultimately culminating in pain, decay, and death. My parents used to sing me to sleep with that one.

I'll bring in outsiders to evaluate state agencies. They can sometimes see what we can't.

I tell them that the most important aspect is to be yourself and have confidence in yourself.