Don't drive as if you own the road; drive as if you own the car.

When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

A man can please his wife with a box of candy, surprise her with a bouquet of flowers, and make her suspicious with a gold bracelet.

A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.

When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day.

It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours.

Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.

Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.

I don't buy dreams, i buy actions

Those miserable women who blame the men who let them down for their misery and isolation enact every day the initial mistake of sacrificing their personal responsibility for themselves.

There is not much mental distance between a feeling of having been screwed and the ethic of total retaliation, or at least the kind of random revenge that comes with outraging the public decency.

Manifesting that order of poetry where we can at last grow up to that which we stored up as we grew.

When you can find a strong character and a director that does want to protect the integrity of all characters, female and male, then you have a good deal.

Politically there were failures. And also on the personal level, there were tremendous failures.

I only want to write. I don't care about directing really. I've tried it and it was fun, but it's not like I have to.

He kissed me, though not in a sexy way. Gentle. Tender.

I definitely have worked trying to create music that inspires girls to feel confident and strong, and feel like they can do anything.

For dear me, why abandon a belief Merely because it ceases to be true