Don't eat anything you aren't prepared to kill. Don't kill anything you aren't prepared to eat.

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

Knowledge is never enough. Even action, if it's just following a prescribed way, will never fully express your potential.

Don’t ever discount the cry of your heart. God may be working in your heart to bring about his sovereign plan.

Emotional attachments are messy. They end with broken hearts and stalking.

I can't get my wrists to bleed, just don't know why suicide appeals to me.

It's okay to fail; it's not okay to quit.

There is always a harmonious solution... If you stand back and give yourself time to find it.

I get the worst compliments all the time. 'Oh you're Asian? I love orange chicken.'

I know what it is to hope and pray so hard that you're sure God will answer your prayer just so you'll stop asking.

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend.

You don't know for sure why things happen, but you know, it did! It was my time to go on the show and I'm excited to see what my future holds.