Don't eat bear balls. Eat healthy, delectable, plant-based foods so that you will never fall over on your cat.

From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

I don't like to hear cut and dried sermons. No—when I hear a man preach, I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees.

It was one of those pictures that children are supposed to like but don't. Full of endearing little animals doing endearing things, you know?

Nobody's trying to kill you, Deirdre. You're killing yourself.

I've only got a fraction of the energy I once had, but I think I probably use it better.

Music is just kind of an expression of who I am. It's what I do.

Throughout this country's history there have of course been systematic efforts to create an official underclass.

Art should be serious, not a joke. I dont like to laugh about art.

May we be satisfied with nothing that shall not have in it something of immortality.

Maybe I won't look so bad when you're not standing next to me.