Don't eat the yellow snow.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

It’s not the intensity of pain, but the level of stupidness that makes you do things you regret.

May I live forever. But may you live forever and a day.

The great rule: If the little bit you have is nothing special in itself, at least find a way of saying it that is a little bit special.

Life is 440 horsepower in a 2-cylinder engine.

Services like Google and Facebook only exist because of the social acceptance of a mass amount of distributed volunteer labor from tons and tons of people.

The highway of life was littered with the roadkill of those who didn't know when to change lanes.

There is something in the place where we were born that holds us always by the heart-strings.

Consider calling it a challenge rather than calling it a crisis.

God is not a slot machine. We don't go to God to get something; we go to give something.

Can true function arise from basic dysfunction?