Don't ever take a shower with a woman, because you'll probably end up proposing to her.

I never did drugs and I can't really drink because I have zero tolerance for alcohol, so my vice became women. I was never faithful to most of them.

Family, work, familiarity. Listen, if I had a magic wand and I could make myself really be happy, I'd zap me onto a farm. And I know nothing about farming.

I have a job to do, I have a wife and child to take care of. So I don't pay attention to things that I don't know anything about. I've got my own situation to deal with.

Life is too short no matter what party you are with.

I am not a spiritual guy, but all of a sudden I felt the need to really feel things.

There are two different kinds of actors. There are people who take it just so damn seriously. Then there are guys like me that just get up and love doing it.

I'm not a big government guy. I believe in private industries taking care of people. I think they do a better job.

I regret losing certain women, but it was always my fault.

When I have a girlfriend, I feel caged in, I don't know why.

Trump has to do what Reagan did. Trump's gotta go on the air and tell us what his tax plan is and put it in our faces and put them on the spot. That's what I think he should do.

It is a sad fact about our culture that a poet can earn much more money writing or talking about his art than he can by practicing it.

I choose the likely man in preference to the rich man I want a man without money rather than money without a man.

The book is a form in which some of the greatest masterpieces that mankind has ever achieved are expressed.

Money and fame? I never had it, don't really know if I want it.

We're spending, on average, three times more for prison than for public-school pupils. That's the dumbest investment policy. It doesn't make us safer.

Contempt for others, like masturbation, is best as a secret pleasure.

I've always traveled. I'm a professor in a limited way. I teach one class two quarters out of four, so I get traveling done.

If you're not overprepared, you're underprepared.

to balance my own checkbook each month, I simply record whatever is necessary in the following manner: '37 cents to cover embezzlement by somebody at the bank.

You do good work for a long-enough time, I believed, and you'd get noticed.