Don't fake enthusiasms. Say what you think, not what you think you ought to think.

Do not be grand. Try to get the ordinary into your writing - breakfast tables rather than the solar system; Middletown today, not Mankind through the ages.

Dare to exercise rational thinking.

The principle of procrastinated rape is said to be the ruling one in all the great bestsellers.

I like light green, sometimes red is fun to look at, not a fan of yellow, unless it's in a rainbow or on a coffee mug or on a happy face.

And for those of you who watched the last programme, I hope all your doughnuts turn out like Fanny's.

Competence is a narrow ideal. Competence makes the trains run on time but doesn't know where they're going.

History is malleable. A new cache of diaries can shed new light, and archeological evidence can challenge our popular assumptions.

Remember, the only difference between 'marital' and 'martial' is where you put the 'i'.

Through every moment on stage for the first time, I felt like I was finally right where I belonged.

Sad news- Prince is gone. Music has lost a great presence. A world less funky. I don't believe in it.

I was always wondering why the first ten minutes of eating fast food is heavenly and then after those ten minutes you start feeling like s**t?