Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.

When I got across, I looked back and saw Tyson giving Grover a piggyback ride (or was it a goatyback ride?).

But remember, boy, that a kind act can sometimes be as powerful as a sword.

Be careful of love. It'll twist your brain around and leave you thinking up is down and right is wrong.

Don't worry, goat boy. The milkman is dead.

And you, Percy, are my favorite son.

Getting something and having the wits to use it...those are two different things.

You deal with mythological stuff for a few years, you learn that paradises are usually places where you get killed.

Don’t judge someone until you’ve stood at his forge and worked with his hammer, eh?

You must carry on my spirit. It can no longer be carried by a god. It must be taken up by all of you. - Pan

I pulled out Riptide.

Satisfaction doesn't come from needs and desires or fulfilling them, it comes from being yourself, being true.

Much of your success in life is determined by how you choose to act in spite of how you feel.

It's a very easy thing to say, 'Go get a backup quarterback.' Now tell me where to get them. You just can't dial them up.

You can never be too perfect, too thin, too curvy. I'm very confident and happy with my body.

A man's main job is to protect his woman from her desire to 'get bangs' every other month.

When you handle yourself, use your head; when you handle others, use your heart.

A change of heart is the essence of all other change, and it has brought about me a reeducation of the mind.

Macroeconomics, even with all of our computers and with all of our information - is not an exact science and is incapable of being an exact science.

God is so great that the greatness precludes existence.

Excellence without effort is as futile as progress without preparation.