Don't follow your heart if you can't keep a beat

Remember never to text and drive, it's bad grammar, even if you have a deadline. You might cross the line and dead may be your destination. Think about it!!

Thought about being a stand up comedienne for zombies, but when they eat you alive, they really eat you!!

Years ago there was an old man I knew that told me he didn't trust me, because people with beards were hiding from something. I told him, "That's true, I'm hiding from the barber!!

Just out of sight around a bend in the river there's always a small island full of magic and mystery just waiting for you.

I don't know why they call them Cheerios, I ate an entire box and didn't feel any happier!!

I sprayed my dog with off and he still sits in my favorite chair!!

I have my moments, I just can't remember where I put them.

Turn your diodes this way and pulse...

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, unless it is the burning bush, in that case the value of your bird just went up!!

If a book falls in the woods and nobody read it, was it ever written?

I don't understand why it's a sin if you love something and want to keep it from having to suffer.

All love that has not friendship for its base, is like a mansion built upon the sand.

Soft o'er the shrouds aerial whispers breathe, That seemed but zephyrs to the train beneath.

Self-interest is the enemy of all true affection.

This is the way I've always thought it should be. We've always blamed ourselves, but I guess we know what cylinder wasn't firing!

romances and marriages are usually over long before they are over.

You've got to admit failure sometimes.

When we practice dying, we are learning to identify less with Ego and more with Soul

From an endless beach of reality, we take a grain of sand and call it the world.

Well, what do you know," Pham said. "Butterflies in jackboots.