Don't forget to turn your clocks back today if you don't want your clocks to be set to the right time.

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.

How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks gray.

I wear dark sunglasses when I want my head to look more like a limousine.

The clothes make the man. The children working in sweatshops make the clothes. Therefore, the children working in sweatshops make the man.

A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy.

Earrings are the same as sneezes: Two is okay, but ten in a row is annoying. If you have two then, God bless you.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.

A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.

When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults.

Every moment, if properly utilized, has the potential to transcend space and time.

'Green Garden' is about beauty and joy and lush green and dance and excitement and smiling from within.

It is the quality of revolutions not to go by old lines or old laws; but to break up both, and make new ones.

I set for myself only small goals, goals that are not that far away.

Urban nature is like living with mass conditions. It sometimes feels like a myth & you are its scribe.

Life's as good as you make it, today we made it good.

I don't remember my mother ever playing with me. And she was a perfectly good mother. But she had to do the laundry and clean the house and do the grocery shopping.

The oppressed find in the oppressors their model of 'manhood.'

When I first moved to New York I had been trying to work on anything and everything I could. From extra work and commercials to short and student films so I could learn in front of a camera.

Vancouver is the most wonderful place. I put it up there with San Francisco and Sydney as a kind of magic sort of harbor city.