Don't fret, Grannie. We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

I do not know where the error lies. I do not pretend to set people right, but I do see they are often wrong.

There is no unstoppable force but time, no impenetrable object except that which separates us from the past.

Practical! On Wednesday afternoons I could be practically anything. What's up?

I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong

If we're serious about building an economy that lasts, we have got to get serious about education. We are going to have to pick up our games and raise our standards.

The mental secularization of Christians means that nowadays we meet only as worshipping beings and as moral beings, not as thinking beings.

If I could snap my fingers and import France's health care system today, I'd do it.

I don't think people understand when you say you are making a micro-budget film that you are getting paid no money.

...Khufu who is believed to have been the pharaoh who commissioned the building of the great pyramid at Giza.

Although Christianity has never been the guarantee of a democratic state anywhere in the world, no democracy has ever thrived successfully for any period of time outside of Christian influence.