Don't get mad. Don't get even. Just get elected, then get even.

Republicans want smaller government for the same reason crooks want fewer cops; it's easier to get away with murder.

The voter is basically dumb and lazy. The reason I became a Democratic operative instead of a Republican was because there were more Democrats that didn’t have a clue than there were Republicans.

Drag a $100 bill through a trailer camp and there's no telling what you will find.

If Hillary gave up one of her balls and gave it to Obama, he'd have two.

Winning an argument with your wife is like winning the war with Iraq. Once you win, you're in even more trouble.

Never underestimate people.

Washington is a dirty diaper. It's time for a change.

If you say three things, you don't say anything.

When the facts change, you change your mind. I know that is a hard concept for people to get sometimes.

Sometimes a mind is like a mouth: you just got to shut it.

Stupid dire warnings of imminent doom.They always put me in a bad mood.

Success is the understanding, release and maximization of capacity.

Was this the stupidest thing I had ever done? Maybe, maybe not. Top ten, at least.

Life is like a train ride, the journey takes time and is challenging. Ana Maria Frith, Limitless: Change Your Life

I love natural beauty, and I think it's your best look, but I think makeup as an artist is so transformative.

If it's a role like this one, an actual live person, a legend, there's lots of material laid out.

My life was sweeter than other people's and my death will be more terrible by the same degree.

The phrase booze and mischief left me worrying I'd stumbled into what my mother referred to as "the wrong crowd," but for the wrong crowd, they both seemed awfully smart.

The press regularly proclaims my ambitions and my financial demands.

The goal isn't innovation. The goal is effectiveness. We strive for innovation because we want to be effective.