Don't get me wrong, I love the idea of killing unwanted babies, it's just that the idea of letting women make a decision doesn't sit well with me.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

What can you do when you're condemned to a place where every choice seems wrong - even the one you promised your lover you'd make?

Why is it so tough to forget pain and tougher to remember happiness.We treasure our scars but forget to live on our smiles.

I shall never be converted, and I shall remain true to my old religion of the classics until my life's end.

You know they're not going to lose 162 consecutive games.

The Swedish he knew was mostly from Bergman films. He had learned it as a college student, matching the subtitles to the sounds. In Swedish, he could only converse on the darkest of subjects.

Above all, do not lie to yourself.

I have struggled to make a place in this industry

All that happens is the cause of all that happens. Causes are numberless; the idea of a sole cause is an illusion.

There is a majestic grandeur in tranquillity.

No, I will be the pattern of all patience; I will say nothing.