Don't get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

Eloquence is painted thought, and thus those who, after having painted it, add somewhat more, make a picture, not a portrait.

It’s not wasting time when you sit and look upon the roses, they remind you, every rose has a thorn!

A man can never have too many friends.

Hard-core results come from igniting the massive power of emotional commitment. Are your people committed?

There's no question that all the generations got excited about the first flights, with Kennedy's inspiration to go to the moon, leaving the planet for the first time, and fortunately coming back.

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the laws of the State always change with them.

When the world becomes standard, I will start caring about standards.

The message I wanted to deliver to those battling with depression is to know that they are not the only ones, it is not easy, but you can come out of it and help someone else.

Women always find you out when you lie. Always. No matter what, they always find out. They're like detectives.

If it is a new thought to you that gratitude brings your whole mind into closer harmony with the creative energies of the universe, consider it well, and you will see that it is true.