Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Boredom is probably more frequent and more tormenting if you do not have sight or hands.

Trouble is, most times, when you go looking to sell your soul, nobody's buying.

I live by four simple words. Love. Being. Here. Now.

Reality is a construct of the neurons.

There are moments in business and in life when you have to say, "Failure is not an option."

High school is a dark place; I hung out with ‘freaks.’

I'm the one guy who says don't force the stupid people to be quiet - I want to know who the morons are.

Ndamukong Suh is the best player in this generation to hit free agency since Reggie White.

Your approval gives others the confidence to serve, to learn, to try.

Slasher movies are fun. You watch yourself get chopped to pieces, yet you're still alive. You see the blood on the ax and think, Holy **it, this is sick, but you kind of get over your fear of death.