Don't go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

Don't try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night.

Ethics is the activity of man directed to secure the inner perfection of his own personality.

Personal liberty is not personal license.

As a kid, I always wanted to be Carol Burnett or Johnny Carson. I love to chat and entertain.

I will lead my people out of bondage, Lord.

Passion, sexual passion, may lead to marriage, but cannot sustain marriage. The purpose of marriage is the raising of children, for which patience, not passion, is the necessary foundation.

All artistic discoveries are discoveries not of likenesses but of equivalencies which enable us to see reality in terms of an image and an image in terms of reality.

Each work is a surprise and has its own personal and intuitive meaning.

When you have seen the things I have seen and traveled all over the world, you would not be honest to yourself and the world to [look away].

I'm not interested in the TV much. I quit watching the news a couple years ago and my outlook on life has gotten a whole lot better.