Don't go to summer camp. Bury your parents in the backyard and have the place to yourself.

My optimism wears heavy boots and is loud.

Loneliness adds beauty to life. It puts a special burn on sunsets and makes night air smell better.

No such thing as spare time, no such thing as free time, no such thing as down time. All you got is life time. Go.

I am an optimist because I want to change things for the better and I know that blood has to be spilled and disharmony and cruelty are necessary to do that.

I have found the Iron to be my greatest friend. It never freaks out on me, never runs. Friends may come and go. But two hundred pounds is always two hundred pounds

It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew.

I believe that one defines oneself by reinvention. To not be like your parents. To not be like your friends. To be yourself. To cut yourself out of stone.

Strength is the product of struggle, you must do what others don't to achieve what others won't.

There’s one thing about Black Sabbath which should not be understated: If Black Sabbath is missing any one of its members it’s no longer Black Sabbath.

We all learn lessons in life. Some stick, some don't. I have always learned more from rejection and failure than from acceptance and success.

You don't have to be like anyone else. You just need to learn more about your own creative self and start blooming.

That tonight you’re falling asleep in my arms. Waking up the same place too.

I do not know where the error lies. I do not pretend to set people right, but I do see that they are often wrong.

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.

All saints have past and all sinners have a future.

The fear that the universe is not what you assume it to be is very basic, especially when you know damn well it isn't what you assume it to be.

The industry is littered with self-styled purists who believe the business of media.. the requirement to make a profit.. somehow corrupts the craft.

The book [The Dissemblers] officially came out two weeks after my thirtieth birthday...am I still young?

I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at.

The older I get, the older old is.