Don't hate me forever, Arty," whispered Holly. "I couldn't bear that.

I don't like lollipops.

Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.

Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.

I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?

Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.

Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

Plus d'un qui n'a pu liberer ses propres chaines a su pourtant en liberer son ami.

Whether you're an obstetrician or a third-grade teacher or a real estate agent, you know when you're doing good work. You're passionate about it.

I knew that as a DJ from 1970 on up that I would eventually come with this sound. I brought out all these other break beats that you hear so much on a lot of these records.

I'm pretty sure I would never do a full frontal in a movie - for personal reasons, I wouldn't really want to show that.

Your deepest pain will be your most Glorious Blessing.

It's not so much a thankless task, it's more a job with no thanks

It's very slow for me to create humor. It takes me a long time to write a humor piece. It takes days.

My friends, God is necessary for me if only because he is the one being who can be loved eternally.

For preachers, clarity is a moral matter. It is not merely a question of rhetoric, but a matter of life and death.

I was in constant demand, in my professional life and my personal life.