Don't hate the media, become the media.

You can spend the money on new housing for poor people and the homeless, or you can spend it on a football stadium or a golf course.

For every prohibition you create, you also create an underground.

Shut up, be happy. Obey all orders without question. The happiness you have demanded is now mandatory.

If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve.

Punk is not dead. Punk will only die when corporations can exploit and mass produce it.

I enjoy getting people angry and getting underneath their skin, especially people who don't think.

If voting could change anything, it would be illegal.

Heavy Metal is the most conservative of all loud music. Let's face it, not even a gym teacher could get as many people to dress alike.

If you liked school, you're gonnnnna lovvvvve work!

Our biggest national security threat is the environmental destruction of our planet and the arms race with ourselves.

Sometimes the devil tempts me to believe in God.

My manager always preaches golf comes first.

Leave the fishing-rod, Great General, to us sovereigns of Pharos and Canopus. Your game is cities and kings and continents.

Education has failed in a very serious way to convey the most important lesson science can teach: skepticism.

It didn't get into Sundance although I showed a rough cut which is a mistake to all filmmakers out there.

As far as religion goes, I feel like everyone should have their own one-on-one with God.

It's not a crime to get drunk.

Why does a literary scholar study the world of "fiction"? To show us that the facts can never be understood except in communion with the imagination.

If I'm strong, I'm not going to apologize for being strong.

Beware of the tyranny of making small changes to small things. Rather, make big changes to big things.