Don't have a cow, man.

Son, if you really want something in life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

The scary thing about the future... there will be tiny cameras everywhere, and they'll be flying around like mosquitoes and drones. That will be bad. Drones are scary. You can't reason with a drone.

Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

God often gives nuts to toothless people.

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

America's health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well ... all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky starts we don't live in Paraguay!

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head.

I’ll keep it short and sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff.

There is happiness in the love of labor, there is misery in the love of gain.

Let this circumstance of our constitution therefore be directed to this noble purpose, and then all the objections urged against it by jealous tyranny and affrighted superstition will vanish.

I'm not completely against khakis. It's just the level that you have to wear them. The higher you pull them, then more excruciating it is.

You can't give if your cup of inspiration isn't full.

Your state is not at all to be measured by the opposition that sin makes to you, but by the opposition you make to it.

The nations of the world are becoming more and more dependent on one another and it will not be possible to preserve a lasting peace so long as glaring economic and social imbalances persist.

Take calculated risks. Act boldly and thoughtfully. Be an agile company.

If I can let people see a Seungri without any faults for once, then everything I do after that will be a perfect Seungri.

When you have teammates just as talented as you, it's kind of weird to get all the attention.

Have different people in your fold. Have cross-disciplinary collaborations.