Don't have good ideas if you aren't willing to be responsible for them.

A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.

Adapting old programs to fit new machines usually means adapting new machines to behave like old ones.

Fools ignore complexity. Pragmatists suffer it. Some can avoid it. Geniuses remove it.

When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop.

It is better to have 100 functions operate on one data structure than to have 10 functions operate on 10 data structures.

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm.

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.

A programming language is low level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant.

Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon.

If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.

Relax in your own home, Kylie. It's one of the few places on earth you're free to be as you really are.

All I want is to love you and fill you with happiness.

We're not attempting to circumcise rules.

They all went into the bar business. Which was a mistake, because they began to sip at the merchandise and it set them back, set us all back. Well, them more than I.

By one Spirit we are all baptised into one body.

We are all of us obliged, if we are to make reality endurable, to nurse a few little follies in ourselves.

Expressed gratitude encourages further giving; ingratitude drains vitality out of the spirit of generosity.

Spiritual sloth, or acedia, was known as The Sin of the Middle Ages. It's the sin of my middle age, too.

Love all, serve all, feed all.

A man in armor is his armor's slave.