Don't keep saying, "I don't know where the time goes." It goes the same place it's always gone and no one has ever known where that is.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

Being kind is more important than being right.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

Innocence eroded into nightmare.All because of very bad touch.Love, corrupted.

Humour is an affirmation of dignity a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.

Every vice is only an exaggeration of a necessary and virtuous function.

I got an attitude, that's rude because I walked over Elvis' grave in some blue suede shoes.

If the kids don't believe, make them believe.

Why is it that the less one has to say the more one says it in the most pompous and pedantic way possible?... Is it to fool the world or just to fool themselves?

To go within doesn't mean to become enraptured with who you are, or to become enraptured with ideas of who you are.

I spent an awful lot of my life underestimating myself and, as a result, not exceeding my own expectations.

If love is a dream, then marriage is the alarm clock.

Although you appear in earthly form Your essence is pure Consciousness. You are the fearless guardian of Divine Light.