Don't knock the rich. When did a poor person give you a job?

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

If you don't have answers to your problems after a four-hour run, you ain't getting them.

Should I ask everyone the question that should not have been asked? Or should I turning up to the sky be answering the question that’s not been asked?

A company should limit its growth based on its ability to attract enough of the right people.

Don't get on a horse that's moving.

[Donald] Trump suggesting to "The Wall Street Journal" that he would stop aiding the rebels fighting [Bashir] Assad.

Old age learns about less after a lifetime of more.

Forewarned, forearmed; to be prepared is half the victory.

I sometimes think the contemporary white American is more culturally deprived than the Indian.

Where the material is, that's where you go. I'm a workman: I go to work. I've done movies for nothing, literally nothing; I did 'Last I Heard' for next to nothing.

Google and Facebook extend internet access across the world, but the access is generally speaking to an internet that is focused on the advertisers to those sites.