Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

May success knock your door always

Ask me, "Why would you travel on the difficult path?". Because, I trust God to walk me through the unknown journey.

I realize that not everyone could be granted the chance of getting a decent closure – most people just deal with the decisions they made then on their own.

Write what you know, and what do you know better than your own secrets?

My experiences have taught me a lot and I'm happy with my learnings, if not with what I went through to learn.

Can you gather your vital breath and yet be tender like a newborn baby?

Tell the truth and not the facts.

Hillary Clinton represented "America is over" to the people that voted, and they're never gonna understand this, the people in the media in Washington, in the establishment.

I was brought up in a clergyman's household so I am a first-class liar.

[Oppose] with manly firmness [any] invasions on the rights of the people.