Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up.

If each day is a gift, I'd like to know where to return Mondays!

Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips.

I guess sometimes you just have to fight your battles.

There's a thrill in going someplace you aren't supposed to go. The place should come down.

Thanks to the invention of the telescope, planets that are 100 billion miles away look to be only 50 billion miles away.

Our democracy is predicated on the belief that our government should be accessible by the people. We cannot allow ourselves to give in to fear or shy away from interacting with the public.

Be glad I don't have my gun because right now I'm considering the different ways I can get you to shut up. Let me scream and back off.

I believe the approach of the artist and the approach of the environmentalist are fairly close in that both are, to a rather impressive degree, concerned with the affirmation of life.

Grant that I may experience the power of Thy Word before I deliver it.

The American Dream, coupled with government subsidies of utilities and cheap consumer goods courtesy of slave labour somewhere else, has kept the poor huddled masses from rising up.

God is like the sun; you cannot look at it, but without it you cannot look at anything else.

Sorry to hear about your Dad." He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him." "Heart attack?" "He was hit by a Pizza Express truck.

I want my mommy, Mr. Squidward!

You know, I wouldn't even call snowboarding a sport, you know for me it's just a way of life

You can violate the law. The banks may violate the law and be sustained in doing so. But the President of the United States cannot violate the law.