Don't let love interfere with your appetite. It never does with mine.

There is no happiness in love, except at the end of an English novel.

There is, perhaps, no greater hardship at present inflicted on mankind in civilised and free countries than the necessity of listening to sermons.

A low voice is an excellent thing in woman.

The cigar has been smoked out, and we are the ashes.

Make sure you date someone who always makes you want to dance, with or without music.

If you never mention the Lord in conversation with each other,isn't that proof that you aren't so concerned about Him?

Organized people are just too lazy to go looking for what they want.

I don't think of myself as giving interviews. I just have conversations. That gets me in trouble.

I am not capable of doing big things, but I want to do everything, even the smallest things, for the greater glory of God.

One can live with the thought of one's own death. It is the thought of the death of the words and books that is terrifying for that is the deeper extinction.

If you build a better mousetrap, Nature will build a better mouse.

I know what "custody" [of the children] means. "Get even." That's all custody means. Get even with your old lady.

O painter, take care lest the greed for gain prove a stronger incentive than renown in art, for to gain this renown is a far greater thing than is the renown of riches.

I definitely want to go back to the theatre. It is hard work, it is repetitive, but it is intensely rewarding.