Don't let people with no life ruin yours.

I just don't think the Bob Costas, Joe Buck - I don't think that the people that rise to the highest - Jim Nantz, Mike Tirico - need a schtick. I just think Brent Musburger is really good.

Two things make smart men stupid, beautiful women and sports

I never tell the audience what to think of me. When I talk, how you consume it is up to you.

I'm so tired of people who can't be honest. "Beauty is on the inside" Really?? Then why do rich guys & successful guys always end up with beautiful women but they have lousy personalities?.

My beard grows down to my toes, I never wears no clothes, I wraps my hairAround my bare, And down the road I goes.

Good food should be a right not a privilege.

And capital punishment, however ineffective it may be and through whatever ignorance it may be resorted to, is a strictly defensive act, - at least in theory.

I more or less shared the view that life should be lived.

Judges,lawyers an politicians have a license to steal.We don't need one.

As many of you know, I came from San Francisco. We don't have a lot of farms there. Well, we do have one - it's a mushroom farm, so you know what that means.

When I was younger, I was like full eyeliner, tons of mascara, blush, and a red lip thinking, Oh, this is sexy. And now I think natural is better.

Every problem has a gift for you in its hands.

Your latter days are supposed to be greater than your former days.

On an unconscious level, the demonization of sexuality usually implies the demonization of males and the victimization of females.