Don't let your happiness depend on something you may lose.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

In our postmodern culture which is TV dominated, image sensitive, and morally vacuous, personality is everything and character is increasingly irrelevant.

Me can't be prejudice. Me can't me no think of life that way. Because, me figure if you prejudice, that mean you have a hate. If you have a hate inside of you, you can't be righteous.

It deserves and warrants conversation because somebody is saying, 'Hey, this offends me,'

I just had to stay cool. Zen. No punching in the face. Punching would not be Zen.

If you wait until those weapons pose a direct, clear, present danger to the United States, you've probably waited too long.

No more chances, Golden Eyes. You’re mine and I’ll draw blood to enforce my claim.

As soon as you Botox your smile lines away, you lose part of your identity.

There's no way to tweak your content in order to goose ratings. You do what you're good at and let people follow you.

I like being cheerful. Isn't it nice to be able to have fun and laugh while doing interviews?

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art.