Don't lose faith in humanity: think of all the people in the United States who have never played you a single nasty trick.

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

Positive anything is better than negative nothing.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.

The greatest mistake you can make in life is continually fearing that you'll make one.

Love grows by giving. The love we give away is the only love we keep. The only way to retain love is to give it away.

Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today.

To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing and be nothing.

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.

I was training more learning how to scuba dive which I'd never done which was really, really, really cool.

I don't get a lot of romantic comedy scripts.

I get angry at myself for staying in relationships way too long.

It is the mark of an educated mind to rest satisfied with the degree of precision which the nature of the subject admits and not to seek exactness where only an approximation is possible.

Courts of equity have always considered it of the greatest possible importance that parties should not sleep on their rights.

I approach writing stories as a recorder. I think of my role as some kind of reporting device - recording and projecting.

Life is politics, basically, but you don't just go to a gallery and put the words 'art' and 'politics' on the wall.

Rap game Julio Franco, Chuck Norris, Texas Ranger/ Ice on my fingers look like I slap-boxed a penguin.

With my doctor, I don't get no respect. I told him I want a vasectomy. He said with a face like mine, I don't need one.

The Founders warned that a free society depends on a virtuous and moral people. The current crisis reflects that their concerns were justified.