Don't make unimportant things important

In magic, today as always, the effect is what counts. The method or methods used are always purely secondary.

What the eyes see, the heart must believe.

Most magicians consider the palm an easy move to make. They are inclined to believe that they are 'getting away with it,' when they are in fact fortunate enough to have a polite audience.

A good magic effect should easily be described in one sentence.

The mind is led on, step by step, to defeat its own logic.

A large movement covers a small movement

If I could climax as many times as a Derek Dingle routine I would be a happy man!

How are you coming into the effect? How are you getting out?

Be natural and use your head.

Comedy born of bewilderment is the only comedy that should be in magic.

Children are God's gift.

Society is now one polished horde Formed of two mighty tribes The Bores and the Bored.

Where do the homeless have 90 per cent of their accidents?

The ballance distinguisheth not betweene gold and lead.

Your heartbreak is just another version of the same old story.

I did plays and movies and whatever all over the place.

Italians cannot vote on international treaties.

Today, criminal justice functions and justifies itself only by this perpetual reference to something other than itself, by this unceasing reinscription in non-juridical systems.

If you want to be positive, it is very easy and for that you should see where is your attention. Are you only seeing problems or are you seeing some fun in it?

The prohibition of L'shon Hara is the Jewish equivalent of the Buddhist practice of Right Speech.